so i was just at the supermarket buying a few things for the evening, and i saw one of the most gorgeous men ever. he was kind of short (about 5’6” or so) and built like a damn tank. he had a huge upper body with a big barrel chest, arms the size of my head and the most MASSIVE calves i’ve ever seen on a person.
i did my best to get near him as he sampled the free cheese near the wine (aside: i know shit about wine). just as i was about to strike up a conversation about the weather or something equally mundane, his girlfriend walked over to ask about soup, or bread, or some shit. i didn’t even see her coming.
i’m not sure he realized there was someone fucking him with their eyes, and i’m totally bummed i didn’t get to at least say hello.